WHAT ARE YOU

From the introduction of The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster

JUST IMAGINE WITH ME PLEASE

You are lying in bed, sleeping peacefully, and suddenly someone GRABS YOU and SHAKES YOU and is very forcefully like “WHAT ARE YOU???”

Is your first instinct to announce your profession? Because mine is more like

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Update: Life and Death by Stephenie Meyer

31706920Lee is 80% done

I love how much extra bullshit she pulls to be sure no one ever carries Beau bridal-style. They almost all carry him once in this chapter and they all do it in a different way, and they’re all so extra! One of them picks him up around the waist and lets his legs drag along because that’s SUPER efficient. Apparently Meyer thought being carried bridal-style by a girl wouldn’t be masculine enough. But she’s not sexist!